Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Adam: Wade Boggs used to eat whole chickens, man! I swear, they'd show him break the chicken's neck, pluck it, toss it into the pot, and then eat the whole damn thing!

Me: That explains a lot. Maybe he absorbed the chicken's life force.

Marc: Wonder what Pokey Reese eats?

(pause)

Steve: Unicorns.


Yeah, Unicorns. You heard it. How the hell else can he do what he does?

Longer entry later. I promise.