The Medium is the Instant Message

Last night's game, were it an IM conversation between two middle school girls
 
CwbyUp2004:  whatup, son?
IchirosLastStand:  buddy!  whassup on the East Coast?
CwbyUp2004:  not too much.  hey, nice job on the game last night
IchirosLastStand:  lol sorry
CwbyUp2004: s'ok. 
IchirosLastStand:  I really thought u guys were gonna pull it out
CwbyUp2004: lol no way.  I hate winning streaks!  make me soooooo nervous!
IchirosLastStand: lmao
IchirosLastStand: me too.  good thing we haven't had any this year.  BTW, do u want to take Piniero off our hands.
IchirosLastStand: ?
CwbyUp2004: LOL
CwbyUp2004: NO
IchirosLastStand: haha
CwbyUp2004: how bout Guardado?
IchirosLastStand: dude!  that's not funny!
CwbyUp2004: lol sorry
IchirosLastStand: whatever
CwbyUp2004: ok seriously STFU.   you suck, you dont need him
IchirosLastStand: haha, who r u gonna give me?  Lowe?
CwbyUp2004: ...
CwbyUp2004: I hate you.
IchirosLastStand: haha sorry, j/k.  I used to hang with him, u know.
CwbyUp2004: ya, I know. haha
CwbyUp2004: you know, I feel kinda bad
CwbyUp2004: tell you what.
CwbyUp2004: I'll let you win this game tonight.
IchirosLastStand: NO WAY!!!!!!!
IchirosLastStand: r u serious?!?!?!?1!!11!!
CwbyUp2004: totally
IchirosLastStand: dude.  I don't think I can do that.
CwbyUp2004: I insist.
IchirosLastStand: no, thass ok
CwbyUp2004: seriously, go right ahead, score a few runs
IchirosLastStand: ok, I guess so
CwbyUp2004: ok, be back in 5 innings
CwbyUp2004 is idle...
CwbyUp2004 has returned
CwbyUp2004: dude I changed my mind
IchirosLastStand: WTF?
CwbyUp2004: ya, I want to win this game
IchirosLastStand: ...not cool
CwbyUp2004: ya, I know.  sorry dude
IchirosLastStand: don't do that again.  I h8 having my guys stike out.
CwbyUp2004: lol I kno the feeling.
CwbyUp2004: ok, I gotta go.
IchirosLastStand: c u l8ter boi
CwbyUp2004: lol avril

 
CwbyUp2004: lol what's up?
Ripkenisgod: dude, that's lame.